EXPRESSION

EVER LASTING FRIENDS

One day, there were four students that get friendship. They are Ruth, Suci Tegar and Naufal. They‘ve get friendship thirteen years.

(In cinema...................................................................)

Suci : Ruth, did you have called Tegar ?

Ruth : No. Why ?

Naufal : Is he doesn’t want to join us ? watching battleship together, i mean.

Ruth : Okay. I’ll call him...

      “haloo..?”

Tegar : “Y ?”

Ruth : “Where are you ? Don’t you want to  watching battleship together with us ?”

Tegar : “Oh y y, i’m on the way.”

Ruth : “ Okay, Hurry up!”

After watched battleship, they go home together. Tegar and Naufal live in one house. Surprisely, tegar said that he want to say something serious.

Tegar : Fal, i wanna talk to you.

Naufal : About what? I’m too busy now.

Tegar : Damn hell. I’m serious.

Naufal : Alright. So, what do you wanna talk?

Tegar : You know, i think, i gotta different feeling with Suci.

Naufal: What do you mean? Do you loved her?

Tegar  : Yes, kind of.

Naufal : Wait, we have being friend for thirteen years, man. And now, you’re in love with your own       friend?

Tegar  : Why? Am i wrong? Love is blind. It doesn’t care who, where, when, and why.

Naufal : Yes i understand it. But, how it could be Suci?

Tegar : I don’t know. I can’t explain it. You know, i just can feel it, feel......

In the next day, Naufal talked to Ruth about that. They were surprised.

Naufal : Ruth, do you know about Tegar?

Ruth : What do you mean?

Naufal : He love Suci.

Ruth : How could?

Naufal : I don’t know exactly. He said that he can’t explain it, but just feel it.

Ruth : Bullshit ! We are friend. Let’s talk to him.

Naufal : Roger that.

Than, they talked to Tegar.

Naufal : Hey you ! let’s talk about it.

Tegar : About what? Hmmmm wait a minutes. .. Let me guess. Is it Suci?

Ruth : Bingo ! How the bloody hell you can said that you loved her.

Tegar : Don’t you ever love someone? If we talk about love, it means that we talk about feel.

Naufal : Negative. I’m extremely unhappy about this.

Tegar : What ever.

Ruth : Okay, it that what you want, don’t say that we’re friend again !

Tegar : What the....

Time passes. No more that four friends. They kept away from each other, except Ruth and Naufal. They planned to thwart Tegar’s plann to say his feeling into Suci. One Monday morning, when there was a flag ceremony.

Teacher : Good Morning my loved students, a whole teacher and .....

Tegar : (Take the teacher’s mic) i’m sorry Sir. But i have something to say.

Teacher : (Shocked)

Tegar : i’m sorry, but i have something to say. This is for the girl standing there. The most beautiful girl i have ever met. The girl who introduce me with one thing make me happy, love. The girl a named Suci. I’m standing here to say how much i love you. We have know each other for thirteen years as friend. But now i want you to be my girl be my sun every summer and my snow every winter.... (walking into Suci), So would you?

Suci : Are you crazy? You make me ashamed.

Tegar : I just wait for yes or no.

Suci : of course not (Run)

Naufal : Hahahahaha. Uh, i’m so sorry to hear that, Te.

Ruth : Said that you love your bestfriend and she said no for that.

Naufal : If i was you, i will....

Tegar : Ah, Shut up !

    Y’all really makes me mad !

Seconds becomes hours. Hours becomes days. Times flew. They never meet each other again. Until one day. In graduation day..

Ruth : Morning all. First of all, i want to say thanks to God and all my teachers that always support me. Also my parents and of course, my friends. Two years ago, i have three friends that always there  when i  laugh, love someone, or even cry. But we have never talk each other again since one simple things destroy our friendship. Right, how i can’t hold this feeling again, cry with them. Suci, Tegar, naufal. I hope that we can be friend again. Maybe there is ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend out there. But there is no ex-friend. I’m sorry for all i’ve ever done. I love you all..

Suci : Hey ! :)

Ruth : what are you doing?

Suci : i have heard that, i miss you too (hug Ruth)

Naufal : Stopped that !

Tegar : Don’t begin without us. !

Ruth : Oh no... (crying)

Suci : I can’t hold my tears on it.

Naufal & Tegar : What a maudlin girl.

I Still Believe In You

     In a Saturday night, there’s an ordinary girl who lay in her bad. She take a novel and read it. While she read that novel she got sleeping.
     Putri ever had a relationship with her boyfriend. They are very romantic couple. All the time they spent together. But, after their relationship was entered 2 years and 2 months, they always have a lot of conflict that can't find the way. Finally, they decided to ended they relation.
     After that, Putri never fall in love with boys. Yes, maybe she still can't opened her heart to the other boys. All the days she spent with her cousin and her friends. Eventhought she’s happy with this condition, she feels that her heart was empty.
     Three months later, Putri will celebrate her 17 th birthday. She wants to invite her friends to that birthday party. At that case, there was a band who bring some songs to fill that party. The singer is Putri’s math teacher who teach her at her home named  Meydi and the guitarist is Meydi’s friend. But suddenly,  Meydi’s friend said that he can’t come to there because of some reason.
     So, Meydi decided to get the new guitarist. Finally, she got it. The new guitarist is Meydi’s old friend and Putri’s brother old friend too because Putri’s brother, Meydi, and the new guitarist was school in same Junior High School. He is Putra. And that afternoon, Meydi and Putra will practice to bring some songs at Putri’s studio band at her home.
     At 2 p.m Putri heard her home bells was ringing. So, she opened the door. How surprise she is! She looks a prince charming at the door with his nice smile. Putri confuse. She don't know who he is. He is Putra. And finally, he greets Putri. Afterthat, he is entered to putri’s home.
     Putri’s birthday was over. Since that, they get closer. They always tell there story to each other. Putra asked to Putri for get holiday. Tomorrow they went to Kuta beach. At the Kuta beach, Putra said that he loves Putri.
     Afterthat, she’s wake up from her sleep. But, that’s all just dream. She often dreaming like that. Than, she tell to her friend about what her dream is. And then, Her friend said that just dream, cannot be real. She think what her friend talk is true. Since that, she never believed her dream.
     While she never believed with her dream, that dream be real. She found a someone special who very loved her. Than, she back to believed to all her dream, eventhough no body’s believed about dream.

SPOOF TEXT

    MAN.SITY vs MAN.TANKU

     One night, there was a big match between two enternal rival clubs in Pontianak. They were MAN.SITY and MAN.TANKU. MAN.TANKU have the strong defence and MAN.TANKU have the best attacking  in the world. It was held in “Stadium PSP”.
    The Kick-off was started. The match was very bitter. Both of them give their best performance on the football field. On minute 70, one of the MAN.TANKU star player drove the ball from the middle field , he passed some players one by one easly. He showed his attractive skills well. And  finally , “GOAL...”!!! Fantastic! He scores. Now the score is 1-0 for  MAN.SITI. He succesfully destroys alone his own team’s defence alone from middle field and makes the goal”, said the comentator.
Text Analyzing
    Orientation
There was a big match between two enternal rival clubs in Pontianak
    Event 1
The kick-off was started
    Event 2
On minute 70, one of the MAN.TANKU star player drove the ball from the middle of football field
    Twist
The comentator praise the performance of the player who made a goal to his own goal post

    MONKEY ATTACK

     Last week, there were fifteen wild monkeys successfully entered to my neighbour’s house. They scattered everything in the house and attacked my neighbour, Samson. He was very panic and frightened when the monkeys attacked him. They scratched him that made him shouted.
    After that, they steal some food in the refrigerator because they are so hungry. When I know the situation, I call the policemen to safe it. The policemen are so chaotic for catching them. But finally, they are success to do it.
    Finally, they bring them to the police office. In there, the fiffteen wild monkeys are introgated by the policemen. Could they be introgated? Could they speak like a human? It is only God’s secret
Text Analyzing 2
    Orientation :
last week, fifteen wild monkeys entered successfully in my neighbour’s house
    Event 1 :
they scatttered everything in the house and attacked my neighbour
    Event 2 :
policemen brought them to the police office
    Twist :
Could the monkeys spoke and been introgated by policemen?It is God’s secret

DELICIOUS AMPLANG

    One day, after Idul Fitri day, I and the member’s of SISPALA visited one of our senior’s house. Some foods and drink had been prepared. we didn’t took it,  but just took drink , because we were not hungry  except, Doni. He took a food and ravenously ate it. He enjoyed it so much. “Is the AMPLANG delicious?” asked Suryani. “Yes” answered Sherly. Doni was still ate it. Then, Doni asked to me, “what is the AMPLANG?”
Text Analyzing 3
    Orientation
one day, after Idul Fitri day, I and the member’s of SISPALA visited one of our senior’s house
    Event 1
But, we didn’t took it, and just took drink’s
    Twist
Doni asked to me, “what is the AMPLANG?”